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About Philadelphia

She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

Obituary of Kay Livingston

I want a girl who treat her cunt like a reusable public condom so that every time I touch taste or fuck her shes already used, she feels exactly how a whores pussy should feel and tastes .

Some days I just laugh – think about how dating profiles mirror real-life flaws. I mean, c’mon, we’re all a bit offbeat. It’s like Moulin Rouge with extra snark. And, trust me, I’ve got 17 flubbed typos in my head already: teh, wierd, excitinng, defnitely, awsm, legit, reaal, gr8, trope, totes, bam, ohboy, sh*t, lol, cuz, duh, oops.

Obituary of Eunice DuBose