Emma Keyser Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite part? When she surprises ya. One minute she’s all flirty, next she’s stealin’ your wallet! Like Toni’s dad with that stupid wig – “Surprise, ya jerk!” Gets me every time. Oh, and fun fact: in medieval times, they made ‘em wear funky hats! How’s that for a kick in the pants? Marge’d never let me near one, tho – “Homer, you idiot!” she’d yell. Fair, fair.

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Who is Keyser Söze? Keyser Söze is a brutal crime lord in the film The Usual Suspects. Both in the film and popular culture, he is legendary for his artful evasion.

I love Keyser, flaws and all, but—oh man—sometimes it makes me so mad at the world, then so happy to be alive. Its pulse is irregular like my own heart when the city shouts "Boom!" like, "This is war!" and "I do what I do 'cause I’m good at it!"

Keyser (West Virginia) Police arrest suspect in stabbing