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Once, this twat on the dock goes, “Whiting’s lush, mate!” Lush? LUSH?! Idiot sandwich! I nearly chucked it at his head – “You’re a disgrace to tastebuds, you muppet!” Tastes like soggy cardboard, swear down. But – hear me out – there’s this mad story, some old git swore whores saved his life. Starvin’ in ‘63, caught a shoal, lived off ‘em. Reckon he’s lyin’, but it’s stuck in me head, y’know? “Truth is a bitter pill,” like in *Leviathan*. Bitter as that fish, mate.

Kettering is absolutely dreadful and I’ve had to live here for 9 years

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Ugh, gotta mention the rivers… ahem, well, not a mighty river but the local creeks windin’ 'round. They kinda remind me: life flows in loops, twists … and sometimes, you hit a rough patch. It gets you mad sometimes, y’know, all the traffic on N. Reed Rd, like I’m in a never-ending montage, but then bam! Out pops a friendly smile from a neighbor, and it’s all good again.

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