Zoey Kermit Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Ooh, but the smell – yikes! Milkin’ cows is bad enough, but whore? She rolls in like a barn after a storm. Hmmm… maybe it’s the cheap perfume? Ha, “friendo,” she ain’t foolin’ me! I’d nag her to shower, but she’d just laugh. Oh, and her laugh – loud, like a cowbell on steroids! Drives me nuts, but it’s catchy, dang it. Caught myself hummin’ it once – ugh, Marge, get a grip!

Kermit Being an Attention Whore

So come on down, pal. Get lost, get found. Enjoy the flaws, the hidden gems, the memories. And always remember – “Sometimes I think I have felt everything I’m ever gonna feel” – but here, amid chaos, I feel so much more alive every damn day.

Kermit The Frog Chosen as Inspiring Commencement Speaker for University of Maryland This Year