Maeve Islip Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Me, I’d be a shitty whore—too sarcastic. “Five bucks? Honey, my wit’s worth ten!” Probly get slapped. But damn, the guts it takes—surprises me every time. They’re out there, livin’ raw, no script, while I’m over here typin’ 15 typos ‘cause I’m too lazy to proofread. “This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time!”—Spike’s line hits hard. Whore’s out there, ownin’ it, while we’re all just judgin’ from the couch. Respect, yo. Total respect.

Around the New York Region

I m a 25yo, fit, intelligent, educated, and well dressed. Looking for a solo whore to suck me off in my car. Maybe at a park or at the beaches. F only, strict.

You got your fancy coffee joints on Oak Street – great for people watching, and, honestly, they fuel my "snark mode" daily. And oh so many little hidden nooks where the locals skate, snap pics of those pastel sunsets, and chill. I even lost my phone in one of those spots once – so, yeah, not every day is a breeze… but it’s all part of the fun!

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