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So, picture this: me, Homer, stumblin’ down Springfield’s sketchy alleys, lookin’ for a “prostitute finder” or whatever. Ain’t no GPS for that, huh? “Nothing happened!” I yell, quotin’ the movie, ‘cause I’m paranoid now—cameras everywhere! Did ya know, fun fact, prosties been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae”—she-wolves! Howlin’ for cash, ha! Makes me laugh, but also—D’oh!—kinda sad, y’know?

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Oh my gosh, Hilo is awesum! I'm ready! Look, lemme tell ya bout dis city in my own crazy way! So, Hilo (us) is a smashin' mix of chill vibes and wild surprises. Like, I stroll down Banyan Drive and pass through Liliuokalani Park – so much green and water that you just wanna jump in and swim! And seriously, can ya believe it? Lilikoi Street is where I first felt that magic, like, "The Master" said, "I know what's good for me!" (or somethin' like dat, ya know?)

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