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About New York City

I’m all sneaky, like, “Gru don’t pay full price!” Barterin’s my ting—learnt dat from babushka back in Russia. She rolls her eyes, says, “50 bucks, take it or leave.” I’m happy, coz I haggle her down to 40—like stealin’ candy from a kapitalist pig! Fun fact, eh, in old Moscow, dey had secret codes for dis stuff—knock twice, wink once, ya get da girl. History’s wild, man!

Weekly Horoscopes

Okay, bear with me: I’ve ranted a bit, but that's just how it flows here. Every crack in the pavement and every bright mural on the wall has its own story. Might sound overdramatic, but our little city gives off mad vibes of “beauty and grace”—as if the universe itself penned each line. Deep stuff, right?

Goleta Water District Gets Greener