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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

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The city streets—like Maple & 3rd—are funky. I love strolling 4 blocks from Parker Ave down to Elm Street. Crazy vibe everywhere. With so many hidden nooks, it's like a treasure hunt. OMG, last week I was walking past that old coffee joint on Rusty Road. It had vibe, deep talks, and those steamy windows remind me of "Shame" under neon lights. "I feel so empty." Kinda like that movie, ya know?

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