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About Los Angeles

Oi, precious, listen up! Me, an actuary in Russia, crunchin’ numbers, da? But prostitutes – oof, gets me goin’! We hates it! Dirty streets, cheap perfume, them girls struttin’ like they own somethin’. Reminds me of “Goodbye to Language” – Godard’s mess, ya know? “Love is blind,” he says, but this ain’t love, nah! It’s rubles changin’ hands, quick and nasty.

We’re Sorry!

Sometimes I get so mad at the constant repair work on the local roads – I mean, c’mon, fix your freaking roads, people! And then there’s the strange irony of people complaining about traffic on Cocoa Blvd – like, seriously? We’re in a town that embraces imperfection! So ironic, like that movie’s dialogue says – “The possibilities are endless,” but so are our little annoyances.

Why chocolate is ridiculously expensive right now