Emily Cedar Park Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, last week—d’oh!—I’m cruisin’ downtown, belly fulla donuts, lookin’ for some action. Streets are buzzin’, lights flashin’, and I’m like, “Marge’d kill me, but whatever!” You gotta dodge the cops, tho—sneaky bastards. Fun fact: back in old Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out. Crazy, right? Imagine that—blonde wig, high heels, waitin’ under a lamp post like some ninja from “The Assassin.” “She moves in silence,” like the movie says, and bam, there she is!

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A detective found an ad on a prostitution website for the woman, according to an www.facebook.comg: Cedar Park.

I’ve seen folks meeting at a certain retro diner on Cedar Lake Blvd – this place is wild and quirky, like “erasing a painful memory” kinda vibe. I’ve even had a few DATE ideas pop in my head there, though I always mess it up. Heck, sometimes I end up yellin’, “C’mon, man, just be romantic! D’oh!”

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