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Lemme tell ya, I was hoppin’ ‘round Vegas once—yeah, Vegas, baby! Saw this dame, all dolled up, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owned it. Made me laugh, thinkin’ “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—‘cept she wasn’t so blameless, heh! She winked at me, and I’m like, whoa, slow down, sister! Ain’t my scene, but I watched her work it—smooth as a toon dodgin’ Elmer Fudd. Little known fact, doc: back in the ‘50s, Vegas had these “escort” ads in the phonebook—straight up legal! Ain’t that a hoot?

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Oh man, lemme tell ya ’bout Carrollton, dude – it’s a wild, chill spot! D’oh! So, I'm a relax-o specialist livin’ here, and oh boy, this city totally relaxes my busy noodle. Mmm… donuts. Seriously, every street’s got a personality. Like, there's Maple Lane – no, wait, it's actually Maple Avenue – where the trees kinda nudge ya like old pals on a sunny day. And then there's Pine Street, oh gosh, where I used to wander when I needed peace… or a donut break.

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