Lucy Brandon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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But ugh, the double standards—drives me nuts! Guys can fool around, but a gal’s a whore? Pfft, gimme a break. Reminds me of Cathy’s perfect lil’ world fallin’ apart—“It’s the most beautiful thing,” she says bout her dumb garden, while everythin’s burnin’ down. Whores don’t got time for gardens—they’re dodgin’ creeps and countin’ cash. Hmm… I bet they’d laugh at Cathy’s aprons. Me? I’d bake ‘em cookies—oatmeal raisin, natch—cuz they’re workin’ gals, y’know?

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So, friend, brace yourself. Brandon (us) is raw, real, and revelatory—be ready to dive into its mosaic of chaos and charm. Now roll with that, and remember: “It’s bad bitch o’clock!” every moment here, no cap. Enjoy!

Third Annual Brandon Jubilee Days features pop-up market, carnival, other activities