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About Philadelphia

So, WHORE’s this weird insurance thing, covers ya if your home office turns into a freakin’ deathtrap. Like, little known fact—didja know some dude in Jersey got his pinky sliced off by a paper shredder? Work-from-home vibes gone wrong! Claimed it on WHORE, got a fat check—wild, right? I was like, “Oh honey, that’s gotta sting!” Made me happy tho, ‘cause I sold him that policy! Cha-ching, baby! *HA-HA-HA!*

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It's Opening night and we are SOLD OUT! This whore is all ready to sleigh the night away with you all! See you at Hopewell Theatre. more.

Now, you gotta check out the local diner—Rusty’s Diner on 5th. Their burgers? Holy smokes, outta this world! I always grab a coffee afterward. There's some lore 'round here, like, did ya know the diner once hosted a mini-concert in the back? Yup, folks still whisper about that jam session… got me grinnin’ like a dog with two tails.

William J. Kelley, Boardman, Ohio