Valentina Audubon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Ooh, and the sass—whore’s got that “I’ll cut ya” energy, like Rocket dodgin’ bullets. Makes me giggle, thinkin’ how she’d wink at ya, then rob ya blind. My fave? When they own it, struttin’ like, “I’m the king, motherfucker!”—movie vibes, pure gold. Tho, gotta say, the stench of desperation sometimes? Pisses me off—wash up, girl! Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’d tell her to her face, “Own it or ditch it!”

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Listen, mate, Audubon (us) is wild. I drink and I know things. I'd start at Magnolia Street – its vibe is lit. And oh, why the heck not? The city is buzzing. One minute you're on Chestnut Ave, next on Riverbend Drive – damn, it's a maze of heartbeats and street art.

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