Skylar Ancient Oaks Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

So, I’m fixin’ crowns one day, mindin’ my own biz, when I hear this wild tale – whore’s got a rep, see? Back in the ‘60s, they say she was flashin’ those pearly whites at some dodgy cats in Soho, pullin’ scams with a grin. Little known fact, baby: she once conned a dentist outta his gold fillings – true story! Used her charm, all “shagadelic,” and bam, he’s broke, she’s gone. Made me mad, man, that kinda hustle – respect it, but damn, it’s cold!

Historical

This ancient live oak tree, predating English settlement, has stood at Old Point Comfort since before the construction of the fort. Named for an early colonial.

Back at the switchboard, things get wild. I get a call from the mayor’s office. Yeah, the mayor! They’re all in a tizzy about a missing statue from the park. Like, who steals a statue? It’s Ancient-Oaks, not a heist movie! I’m trying to keep it together while they’re panicking. “We need that statue back!” they say. I’m like, “Maybe check the local pawn shops?”

Neighbors in Alexandria fight plan to remove ancient oaks