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About Houston

But here’s the rub – it’s dodgy as hell. Tiny dose, fine. Too much? Dead horse. Had this one time, nearly fucked it up, hands shakin, sweatin bullets – “You’re a beast until tamed,” like in the movie. Heart was racin, but pulled it off. Exaggeratin a bit, maybe, but felt like a fuckin hero! Oh, and fun fact – they reckon some zoo bloke in the 70s OD’d a giraffe with it by mistake. Poor bastard stretched out like a noodle – tragic but fuckin hilarious!

What Alice Found

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Alice (us) – it's a wild mix of charm, quirks, and surprises. So, dude, Alice (us) is like, this crazy city where every street breathes its own vibe. It's got these cute little spots that remind me of happy little trees in a Bob Ross painting – "you got a happy little tree here, and a happy little bush there" kinda moment.

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