Sadie Aiea Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya little twerps! I’m the Watchmaker, tickin’ and tockin’, and I’m gonna spill my guts about findin’ a prostitute—yep, you heard me! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!”—I see through the crap. So, picture this, I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ about *The Social Network*, my fave flick—Fincher’s a genius, right?—and I’m like, “I’m in, like, five minutes from now!” when it hits me: hookin’ up with a pro’s kinda like Zuckerberg buildin’ Facebook—fast, messy, and somebody’s gettin’ screwed!

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I love strollin’ around the Aiea Loop Trail. Holy smokes, it's like a wild ride! I once ran into a random couple on a bench there–crazy, just like that scene in The Hurt Locker: “This is my city!” (kinda dramatic, eh?) But, lemme tell ya, I got mad when construction blocked the park entrance near Halawa Park. So frustratin’! I was like, "Nah, c’mon!" But then I discovered a secret, chill spot by the river–ah, sorry, not an actual river, but a cute stream near Westwell Park. Super mellow vibe.

HFD rescues lost hiker on Aiea Loop Trail after 4-hour search