Harper Uvalde Whore ❤️

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Lemme drop some truth bombs—didja know “whore” comes from some old Germanic word, “hora” or somethin’? Meant “lover” way back, ain’t that a hoot? Kinda makes ya wonder how it got all dirty and mean. I got mad when I found that out—damn language twistin’ stuff up! Used to be sweet, now it’s a cuss word. Pisses me off, but also cracks me up—history’s a sneaky sumbitch.

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Hemingway called it a “whore,” and he also called it “death's little sister.” I don't know about that, but I have noticed they've raised the price of fame.

Some days, I get mad at the potholes on Magnolia, some days the slow pace makes me happy. And sometimes, I just laugh – “Wow, that’s so Uvalde!” Every corner got a secret, every building a personality. I often chat with my regulars about how life here in Uvalde feels like a never-ending reel of movie scenes that jumpcut from hilarity to deep, kinda like in that crazy film I love.

Uvalde County Republican Women host Jan. 6 protestor