Audrey Tualatin Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

What gets me goin’—the drums, yeah? They’re mental, like Lil’ Zé losin’ his rag in the slums. Bangin’ away, no mercy! But—here’s the kicker—what pisses me off? The radio edit chops the best bit! Some corporate numpty prob’ly said, “Ooh, too edgy for the KPIs!” Idiots. Ruins the vibe, makes me wanna chuck a stapler at the wall. Still, when the full version drops, I’m chuffed to bits—dancin’ like I’m the king of the bleedin’ dancefloor.

Night of 1000… Dollys: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

The neighborhoods are a riot – mix of artsy nooks and quiet cul-de-sacs. Check out around Evergreen Dr. that area's got vibes, accidents & passion swirling. I even got mad at one party – yo, emotions hit like bullet time! And, shhh, little-known fact: there's a tiny backstreet café on Cal Variable Ln that's my fave. Killer coffee, rad people.

Safety Town returns to Tualatin with expanded curriculum