Natalie Tehachapi Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Alright, listen up, you muppet! I’m Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” and I’m here to spill the tea on prostitutes, yeah? So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*, and how it’s all sneaky moves and badass vibes—kinda like a prozzie workin’ the streets, innit? “The sword remains in its sheath,” like she’s holdin’ back her secrets, playin’ it cool, but you know she’s got mad skills under that sly grin.

What sexual service can an escort in Tehachapi provide that a wife can't?

I went from being a child prostitute to a successful 6 figure earning entrepreneur. I didn't graduate from college and I suffer from learning.

I do my massages and listen to all sorts of can’t-believe-this moments. One time, a customer raved ‘bout Tehachapi’s sunsets along Skyline Dr – the lights get all dreamy. I was like, "Yep, just as Agnès Varda said, ‘We steal moments from life, like gleaners in a field.'" Ain’t that somethin’?

Coming events: Tehachapi Wind Festival on Saturday, April 26