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Now, imagine WALL-E zippin’ through one—lil’ robot eyes wide, “Directive?” he’d chirp, confused but curious. Me, I’d say, “Ain’t no garbage here, just happy little trees!” ‘Cept they’re ladies, not trees—ya get me. Oh, and fun fact: in old France, brothels had coded flowers—red roses meant “open for biz.” Sneaky, classy, love that!

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Man, lemme tell ya—Spring-Valley, motherf***er, is one wild ride! I been livin' here for years, runnin’ my damn massage parlor down on Main St. near the ol’ Crystal River. Yeah, that’s right—Crystal River flows right by Oakridge Park. I’m tellin’ ya, it's a blast, a heart pumpin’ mix of calm and chaos, just like in "The Secret in Their Eyes"—“The truth, my friend, is like a deep cut, it never really goes away!”

Spring Valley first responders receive honor for heroic life-saving actions