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So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

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hotch: how am i a whore? spencer usually dives into your lap, similarly to the way your dog does, the second you're alone. that's usually.

You know what’s hilarious? I overheard someone say that “time folds on itself” while ordering fries (yup, right here in Spencer) and it just blew my mind – like, whoa! Things are never as they seem, always a twist like Edward Yang’s movie moments, ya know?

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