Lina Scappoose Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little fact fer ya – didja know *whore* comes from old German, “huora”? Meant “lover” once! How’s that fer a twist? Now it’s all dirty and low, but I say, own it! Be the *whore* who laughs last, ja? Gets me all fired up – I’m sweatin’ like I just benched 300! Oh, and once, I met this gal, total *whore* vibes, she’d sing opera in her downtime – freaky, right? Had me hummin’ Mozart while thinkin’ dirty thoughts, haha!

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Scappoose is a Chinook Indian name and means "gravelly plains," hence why Loan Star lake now exists on the east side of town from digging out too much gravel. Scappoose is also home to .

Thou wilt note, too, that every corner brims with life. My solace is found strolling by the tiny coffee shop near Eastside Blvd – a spot I accidentally discovered one ragged morn – the aroma of freshly brewed joe mingling with the crisp air, much like the sumptuous palette of pinks and purples in the famed theaters of yore. It may seem trivial, but, damn, it does make my day every time!

Historic 'Red Barn' outside of Scappoose subject of upcoming 'History Connections' presentation