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So, I tried it once – erotic-massage, not coin tosses. This chick, total pro, hands like magic! I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “This is heaven!” That’s what she said! No, really, she whispered it – “Relax, big guy.” Made me giggle like an idiot. Little fact: ancient Greeks did this! Yeah, oiled-up dudes, rubbin’ each other – wild, right? Bet they didn’t have lavender candles tho.

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Yo, yo, listen up—Prunedale, my man, is da real deal. I'm talkin’ bout Mad City with its little quirks, hidden gems, and beats that even Kanye would vibe with. So lemme spill it, all raw and real, as a dating app dev in this crazy town. Yo, it's like Mulholland Drive: "Silence, sir, it's a world of our own," I swear it!

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