Jade Pecan Grove Brothel ❤️

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Oi mate, here I am, David Attenborough, calm as ever, voice like a gentle breeze, talkin bout brothels—yeah, them wild dens of human nature! Picture this: a steamy lil joint, tucked away like some secret bamboo grove from *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*. “The sword remains in its sheath,” they say, but nah, not here—everything’s out, raw, untamed! I’m strollin through, narratin in me head, thinkin—blimey, this is nature, innit? Humans doin what humans do, like monkeys swingin from trees, only with less fur and more glitter.

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I have a soft spot for a tiny, nearly-forgotten cafe on Juniper, "The Love Bug"—llike, sooo many hidden glances and cozy chats happen there, mostly over a sloppy, sweet latte. It kinda reminds me of those awkward, genius startup moments in that movie “The Social Network”—you know, like “You have part of my attention… now what?” Err, anyway.

In Praise of Pecans, Texas’ Favorite Nut