Mari Northview Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

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If yall see my cat in Northview please lmk, his ass out here being a whore. His name is Mr. Peels and he will answer to it. He's nice very.

Oh, and lemme add some random thoughts—sometimes I mumble, "Moolaadé, enough of this chaos!" while lookin' at the neon-lit diner on Dockside. It’s not perfect or anything; I mean, thihs city is a mosaic of all sorts. Hurr, hurry, and sometimes you gotta stop and stare.

Northview Winter Guard preparing for WGI World Championships