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I’m wipin’ glasses, thinkin’, “She’s a fuckin’ whale”—y’know, like that creepy-ass whale in *Werckmeister*. Big, loud, takin’ up space. She’s laughin’ with some dude, all “Oh, honey, pay me first!” Classic. I’m over here, mutterin’, “No capes, no class!” She’s got stories—heard she once conned a priest outta his rosary. Swear to God! Surprised me, sure, but also—respect. Whore’s a hustler, a survivor, like those townsfolk starin’ at the circus, lost but alive.

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Mar 27,  · In Levitt and Dubner's words, "The male instinct to impress the female is apparently strong even when the sex is already bought and paid for." After her encounter with .

I live near Franklin St. –my fave haunt, btw– buzzin with energy and, hmm, a bit of chaos always. So many spots for dating apps. I mean, I work in that biz! People swipe, chat, and then, BOOM, meet at Luigi’s Pizza on Oak. Seriously, that pizza slaps, never fails.

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