Gianna Middlebury (village) Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About New York City

What pisses me off? The fakers. Dudes pretendin’ they’re pimps, all swagger, no game. I’d be like, “Step into my labyrinth, punk, and face the real darkness.” *wheeze* But when it works? When ya find that one chick who’s legit, not some trap? That’s the gold, man! Like Ofelia findin’ her way – pure, twisted joy. I’d grin under this mask, thinkin’, “Hell yeah, I still got it.”

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret little hideaway café on Sunset Court. It’s, like, totally off the grid and only known to the know-it-alls. I once accidentally spilled coffee there and made a total scene – literally so embarrassing but, like, now it’s my personal fun fact to drop in convos! Its sassy decor totally tells you, “Life is short; spill the tea, I mean coffee!”

‘Newhart’: Why Vermont Residents Hated the Show