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Hiss! Me precious, erotic-massage, yesss! Slippery hands, they rubs us good, don’t they? Sneaky-like, like in *Caché*— “What’s hidden, eh? What’s behind it?” Me likes it, but me hates it too! Some filthy hobbitses say it’s all naughty—pfft, fools! It’s old, see? Ancient! Egyptians did it—oily priests, rubbin’ pharaohs, ha! Me thinks that’s wicked cool.

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Cat & Pat talk "The Sopranos", hot sauces, the Lawrence brothers,and so much more. SUPPORT SEEK TREATMENT ON PATREON! For $5/month, you will receive 2.

Oh, and one more thing: the local coffee shop, Bean n’ Gone on Elm. It’s a gem, mad chill vibe. I often linger there thinkin’ bout my patients, the messy webs of family love and chaos. Their cappuccinos? "One million dollars!" I swear, perfect to start breakin’ down some deep emotions.

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