Sarah Kermit Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Ssss, split mind’s buzzin’ now—whores ain’t just filth, they’re clever, too. Crafty like me, stealin’ fish, only they steal hearts, purses, whatever’s goin’. Happy? When they outsmart the fools. Surprised? How they keep goin’, like Saul, never givin’ up. “It’s done,” she’d say, dustin’ off her hands after a night’s work, cool as ya like. Me? I’d watch, hissin’, admirin’, hatin’—all at once, precious! Whores, they’re a bloody mess, but ain’t they somethin’? Yesss, somethin’ wild!

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Then there’s Burnside Park – tiny treescape, ducks splashing around. Its curves? Magical. I once crashed here after a fun night. I consoled my heart with cheap beer and sunrises. My pleasure coach instincts knew I was home.

Kermit the Frog to give commencement address at University of Maryland