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Funniest bit? Some drunk bloke stumbles over, thinks I’m her pimp – me, in me dusty overalls! Nearly pissed meself laughin. “Mate, I fix windows, not women!” Exaggeratin a tad, but Dr. Evil in me was like, *pinky-to-mouth*, “One million dollars… for this empire of glass!” Total madness. Anyway, it’s a laugh, it’s quick, but don’t get hooked – I ain’t no knight savin damsels, just a bloke wantin a shag. What a world, eh?

Highland Village fire chief arrested in prostitution sting

Highland Park residents charged with pimping and prostitution following an investigation Friday.

I remember one sunny moarnin – yeah, moarnin cuz I be nickin’ yers – strollin’ by Riverside Park on Willow Lane. The river, so sparkly it whispered “toma gota quidem ferox,” I swear, if ye listen close enough. I sometimes get lost musing ‘bout the water’s secrets – natural, wild, but serene enough to mend even the most pirate-worn soul.

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