Lila Helotes Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Oh, oh! Fun fact—there’s this old story, dunno if it’s true, but they say some whore in France once tricked a duke into givin’ her a castle! A freakin’ CASTLE! She’s all, “Slip in beside me,” and boom, next day she’s got keys to the joint! That’s some next-level hustle. Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout her struttin’ around, like, “Yeah, I’m the queen now, suckers!”

Vital to Spartan Society

I'm a whore for a good pretzel and cheese dip, so the 2 pretzels with queso was the obvious appetizer choice. And it was soooo good! It was not "authentic" .

I must share a personal tidbit: once, in therapy, a couple mentioned how Helotes felt like a long-lost friend. Their eyes lit up real bright when they talked about a hidden mural on a side alley near the old town hall – almost magical, like that film's tender moments. It gets me every time.

VOLFGANG TWINS Helotes Tickets, Helotes Festival Grounds Apr 06, 2025