Valentina Hamlet Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Great Scott, tho—makes me mad how folks judge. She’s out there, livin, maybe laughin at us squares. Like Suzy with her binoculars, seein what we don’t. I’d tip my hat, say, “Good for you, kid!” Moonrise got that whimsy—whore’s got it too, just darker. Ever think she’s just playin a part? Like, “I’m a runaway too!”—straight outta Wes Anderson’s script. Bet she’d steal the show, smokin a cig, smirkin.

Plot & Action

Hamlet. That I, the son of a dead father murdered,. Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell,. Must, like a whore, unpack my heart with words,. And fall a.

Now, let me tell you something that'll cock your brain – the local dive bar, “The Salty Spoon,” is my secret bombshell spot. Lovingly grubby, full of broken dreams, and every table tells a sordid tale. The bartender’s as sharp as a tack and as quick as a whip. And trust me, his hook-ups are more scandalous than a tabloid on steroids!

As a longtime GTA roleplayer, this documentary about actors putting on Hamlet inside GTA Online made me laugh, cry, and wholeheartedly regret ever calling Shakespeare a boring old bastard