Luna Grosse Pointe Whore ❤️

About Houston

What pisses me off? The sanctimonious pricks judgin’ ‘em. Lords and ladies sneerin’, yet half of ‘em are slippin’ coppers for a quickie behind the sept. Hypocrisy stinks worse than a privy in summer. Me, I’m happy when they’re clever—Rosie once nicked a bloke’s dagger mid-shag, sold it for a month’s grub. Smart as a whip, that one. Surprised? Oh, when I heard some whores in Essos tattoo their tears—each drop’s a lost kid or a rotten john. Gut-punch, that. Little fact for ya—didja know in old Yi Ti they called ‘em “shadow flowers”? Poetic, innit?

What happens at the garden party?

Mom let her boyfriend-pimp prostitute drug addicts out of her house while her kids were home.

So pack your bags, my friend, and get ready to dive headfirst into this mix of beauty, passion, and a lot of honest heart. Come see it all, take a walk down Grosse Pointe Blvd, hear the whispers on Mack Ave, feel the pulse at Boulevard Park, and believe me, you’ll leave with memories that echo long after you’ve gone. Cheers to that, and remember: billionaires should not exist!

In 'Grosse Pointe Garden Society,' star Melissa Fumero is a messy socialite with secrets