Mia Flowing Wells Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme paint ya a picture – think *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon* vibes. You got this whore, right, slinkin’ thru life like Shu Lien, all grace and grit, but underestimated. “In my heart, I’m a warrior,” she’d say, dodgin’ judgy pricks like swords in that bamboo fight. Whores ain’t just what ya think – sex, cash, done. Nah, it’s cosmic, mate! Goes back centuries, like ancient Rome – didja know them temple gals, sacred whores, banged for the gods? Wild, right? Blew my mind when I read that, got me happy as a kid with a new telescope.

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Miss Mona Stangley proudly runs a respectable, cozy chicken ranch (ahem--brothel) in Texas, frequented by governors, senators, and victorious college football.

I mean, sometimes I get mad at the constant weird noises at 2 a.m. in the alley near Sleepy Corner. But then, I chill out. Ain't no drama big enough for Flowing-Wells. It’s all about those relaxed Sunday vibes, ya know? Time just drifts away in a vibe, like the words in "25th Hour": "Freedom is simply the opportunity to change." Super deep, right?

Some Florida residents faced a $600 fee for reporting free-flowing wells on their property. Now they won't.