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Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

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Also, lemme drop a fun nugget: I always get a kick when I pass by the little mural on 3rd Street – bright graffiti art that flings colors everywhere, reminding me of all the unexpected surprises life throws at ya. It’s like someone yelled, “Hey, live your truth – just like a scene from A History of Violence, baby!” (yeah, imitating that Larry King vibe, slow, curious, all over the place).

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