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Lemme break it down, sugar. First off, I’m no stiff financial advisor, but I’d say – don’t blow your wad on this! Prostitutes? Pricey, unpredictable, like tryna budget a revolution. One minute you’re flush, next you’re flat – “The world is yours,” Carlos whispers, but nah, not if she’s chargin’ 500 a pop! I got mad once, this gal quoted me double ‘cause I’m *Marilyn* – like, honey, I ain’t that desperate! Made me wanna scream, “I’m not a commodity!” straight outta the movie.

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I gotta brag bout my fave secret hangout—an old cafe, Heard of it? “The Rusty Spoon” on Maple. A dim, dingy spot, but full of soul, like a scene outta Inherent Vice, all smooth, all twisted. The barista slurs his words and winks like he’s in on a cosmic joke! Crazy, maddening magic, undead vibes, like “that’s what she said” but, yesss, so much love in every messed up cup of joe.

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