Ivy Eufaula Whore ❤️❤️

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So yeah, whore’s a mess—a glorious, piss-takin’ mess. Makes me mad, makes me cackle, keeps me goin’. Like “Leviathan,” it’s ugly but real— “Where’s your God now?” the movie asks, and I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, prolly off with the whores, havin’ a laugh. Smug mischief, mate—I see the cracks, the lies, the hustle others miss. And I’m burdened with glorious purpose—to call it out, fix what I can, and smirk at the rest. Whore’s my muse, my nemesis, my fuckin’ spark. Now, pass me that wire cutter—shit’s gettin’ heated!

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Alright, buddy, enough chit chat. Eufaula’s a one-of-a-kind mess of beauty and wild moments. Go explore, soak it in, and don’t forget: “If you get lost, at least get horny!”—uh, in a manner of speaking. Eat my shorts and happy travels, dude!

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