Brooklyn Easthampton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

Amy Schumer – Whore Tour

Easthampton Whore United States, 69 position, Foot Fetish, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Foot Fetish.

Oh, and what about the local energy of Easthampton? It's raw and real. You can feel history in the bricks of the old warehouses downtown, repurposed into studios and cafes. There was a day, man – a mad, sunny day, when I got so riled up over some bureaucratic BS. I marched right to the City Hall on River Bend Ave and bellowed “I’ll be back, baby!” like an action hero – felt so liberating!

72-year-old man struck, killed by vehicle in Easthampton