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So here’s the thing—I’ve seen studies, right? Little known fact: back in the day, like medieval times, some “whores” were straight-up businesswomen! They’d run their own gigs, pay taxes—TAXES, can you believe it? Made me happy as heck, thinkin’ bout these ladies outsmartin’ the system. Like, “You go, girl!” But then I get pissed, ‘cause society’s all, “Oh, you’re dirty,” and I’m over here yellin’, “No, they’re BOSS!” That’s what she said, amirite? Hah!

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Alright, listen up, dude! Duarte, US ain't your typical snooze-fest—it's wild, like "Goodbye to Language" but with more damn personality, respect my authoritah! I live here as a masseur, so I see all the hidden vibes in every crack of this town. Now, lemme tell ya, Duarte got streets like Duarte Blvd and Main St that buzz with life day and night. The vibe near Eastern Ave is rad—full of quirky cafes and that one pizza joint, the best slice ever, bro! It's like Godard’s visions but with extra flavor.

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