Aurora Doffing Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Lemme spill some tea – whore ain’t just decay, it’s betrayal. That lil crack you ignored? Boom, now it’s a cave, and I’m mad as hell! Seen this one dude, swear his molar was so whored out, looked like it auditioned for a horror flick. I was shook – how you let it get *that* bad? Pro tip: brush twice, floss once, or you’re invitin whore to the party. Fun fact – back in the day, dentists thought sugar was the only villain, but nah, it’s acids too, eatin enamel like it’s a damn buffet. Surprised me when I learned that shit!

The Whore and the Virgin

Thousands of women across the globe are marching in protest against the idea that what they wear and how they behave makes them a target for sexual assault.

I spend my breaks at River Noodle – err, I mean River Noodle Park. It borders the rather named Doffing Creek, where my pals and I chill, swap stories, or sometimes just watch the water do its crazy dance. Tbh, it’s the ideal spot to spark a rad conversation on your dating app (that's my biz, btw). Also, small hidden gem alert: the old bookshop on Bean Blvd. got a secret reading nook. Seriously underrated, totally lit for those quiet heart-to-heart convos.

Massive new flooring and decor store to open at Kellogg and Webb Road next week