Isabelle Cushing Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

Healthy living

I got 11 tiny mishaps in my story, man – like that time I dropped a whole jar of lavender oil on 5th St. (Totally bonkers, right? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 errors, haha!) Each chaos makes life richer.

ACBP orchestrates the metabolic phenotype in Cushing’s syndrome