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About Phoenix

Little known fact—back in the day, whores ran shit. Like, in old ports, sailors’d roll in, pockets full, and bam—these ladies were queens! Kinda badass, right? Surprised me when I heard it. Thought they were just, ya know, eye candy. Nope! Power moves, baby! I’m sittin’ there, whistlin’ at floaters, thinkin’, “Man, they’re the real survivors.” Screw the judgy pricks—whores got grit!

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Don't even get me started on the mighty Sipsey Fork! Run along its edge and you'll find nature’s nooks that seem to whisper scandalous secrets to the moonlight. Honestly, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that our local dive bar, The Rusty Spur – yeah, the one on Corner Elm – once hosted a pool tournament that turned into the wildest underground love fest, complete with a spontaneous Tarantino-esque showdown. I'm talkin’ bawdy banter, flirtatious glances, and even some hilarious mishaps (like me nearly colliding with a spillway, haha, classic me!).

Metcalfe, Stallings named April CCBOE/AmFirst Teacher, Staff Member of the Month