Lauren Crozet Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Dallas

So anyway, I’m picturin’ it—me, neurotic as hell, sweatin’ bullets, tryna find a prostitute. Maybe I’d hit up the web—X posts, sketchy links, the works. “Who’s got the goods?” I’d mutter, scrollin’ like a maniac. Prostitutes these days, they’re all over—some got ads slicker than a car salesman! Makes me laugh, like, “Pretty, pretty good hustle!” But then I’d get paranoid—cops? Scams? “I’m gonna die!” I’d yelp, channelin’ Malik’s prison panic. “The ghosts are comin’!”—another “A Prophet” gem. I’d be jumpin’ at shadows, swearin’ the Yakuza’s tailin’ me.

Where to Find a Prostitute

Best makeout spot in the region is Reddish Knob on the WV border as long as you don't mind some graffiti and a longish drive. Pretty spectacular.

And then, there's the secret gem – that tiny artefact maker's shop on Cherry Ave. It's proper underrated. Every time I pass, I think, “Man, this reminds me of the cosmic beauty in ‘The Tree of Life’ – that eternal dance of stars and dust.” Love that.

To the Editor: Remembering Diane Spangler