Emma Cottage Grove Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

City Scores and Ratings

Ah, my dear friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Cottage-Grove (us) – a quirky gem where I’ve spent yonks, massaging souls and muscles alike. I’m like Tyrion Lannister – I drink, I know things, and sometimes, I spill secrets over a pint.

Police identify body found on Cottage Grove sidewalk