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About Philadelphia

Sarcasm? Oh, I got plenty—she’s a “classy lady,” right? Total joke, folks—total! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares? She’s a mess, hair all wild—looked like a poodle got electrocuted! Still, gotta admit—gutsy, real gutsy. Not like Ford, that sniveling rat—“He ate his shame,” movie gold! Whores don’t—they flaunt it, bigly!

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Dude, the local park, Heartwood Commons, is a serenity spot – a green wonder where folks picnic, or just LAZE around, letting their Inner Joy run wild, like, “All aboard the emotion express!” I even once set up a spontaneous massage booth under an ancient oak; its twisted roots whispered “Courage” to my weary muscles, or so I fancied. And then there’s the tiny, hidden alley behind fern-lined Hawthorn Ave – a secret nook for stray cats and lost souls, where I sometimes get inspired to talk life (and poke fun at life, because what’s life without a little sarcasm, eh?).

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