Addison Cortez Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

I reckon it’s bloody brilliant—happy vibes all round. Had me a go once, right? Some lass in Lys—gods, those hands! Slidin’ like silk, tension meltin’ away, I was half-pissed on wine, thinkin’, “This beats a battlefield.” But—here’s the kicker—it’s not all roses. Some twits think it’s a free pass to a brothel. Pissed me off, that. It’s art, ya dolts, not a quick shag! Skill’s in the tease, the buildup—like when Samantha in *Her* says, “I’m yours, and I’m not yours.” That’s the vibe—close, but untouchable.

who? what?

Cortez is a major antagonist turned supporting character in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, as well as the remake of the same title. He is a powerful and cruel legendary .

Totally outta the blue, right?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tells NPR: 'Everything feels increasingly like a scam'