Lauren Chicago Loop Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But, ugh, da pimps? Dey piss me off, man! Slimeballs rippin’ off dese gals, takin’ their dough. Makes me wanna flex and yell, “Get to da choppa!”—smash ‘em up, ya? Once saw dis documentary—some whore in LA, 80s, saved up, ditched her pimp, opened a freakin’ bakery! From suckin’ to bakin’ cupcakes, how’s dat for a comeback? I’ll be back, she said, and she was, man—livin’ big!

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Zheani performing Whore of Babylon at The Cobra Lounge in Chicago, IL on March 23rd,

I gotta warn ya, sometimes I get mad at the constant noise. Cars honking incessantly, construction rattling your bones! Still, that's the Loop's charm—haphazard, spontaneous, a little rough 'round the edges. Its rhythm keeps you grounded even when you wanna laugh at the absurdity of it all: "haHa ha, why so serious?"

Chicago Greeter InstaGreeter walks of the Loop