Stella Capitola Whore ❤️

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Now, here’s a kicker—did ya know whores in old London, like 1800s, used to bribe docs for fake “clean” papers? Little known fact! Kept the johns comin’, no questions asked. Sneaky, huh? Gets me thinkin’—Candy prolly did that too, modern style. Made me happy, tho—girl’s got guts! Outsmartin’ the system, dodgin’ the grime. But then—bam!—surprised me when she got nabbed. Some rookie cop, too eager, busted her. Pissed me off! “You’re wasting my time,” I’d yell, like Gyllenhaal in the movie—chasin’ shadows, missin’ the real story.

Rattle em' bones — We are hurtling between whore and wizard at...

I am a noodle whore. A noodle addict. I love noodles. In any form, but especially from the general Asian part of the world and floating in.

Hey, lemme tell ya, there’s a secret haunt down near Moonlight Lane—a little coffee shop with the best pastries around. I've been there on countless days, my heart poundin’ with excitement as I sipped a bitter brew, remindin’ me why chaos can sometimes be sweet. I even left one of my “massaged memories” scribbled on a napkin there once. Haha, dont ask me why!

Tuesday evening traffic: Highway 1 closures in Capitola/Soquel; expect delays