Lila Bridgetown Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Little known fact—whore’s got this milky sap, neurotoxin city, messes with your heart, bam, you’re done. Back in the ‘70s, some rancher in Oklahoma lost 20 head of cattle, blamed the neighbor’s BBQ or some crap—nah, it was this green asshole. Pissed me off, man—nature’s such a dick sometimes. But I gotta admit, I’m impressed—whore’s got game, survivin’ droughts like it’s nothin’. Tougher than me after a Vicodin bender.

LJ Hooker Bridgetown

Oh man, one time a client got all worked up from the hustle on Concord Ave. I put on some mellow tunes and whispered, "Everything is gonna be ok," totally channeling those film vibes into some deep heart-healing massages. It got me all emotional—tears came, like, outta nowhere. Crazy, right?

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